For as long as men and women have existed on this planet so has the horrendously bad pick-up line.
The following are some of the most outrageous ones out there. They range from completely corny to ones that will probably get you killed if you were ever crazy enough to actually use them.
Too Corny For Words
“Do you have a map? I just support getting lost in your eyes”
“I hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away”
“If God made anything better looking than you he must have kept it for himself.”
“Do you have a license? Because you’re driving me crazy”
“Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers”
“Your body’s name must be Visa because it’s everywhere I want to be!”
“Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? “
“How do you like your eggs in the morning? ” (A perfect response from her would be “Unfertilized”)
“Your daddy must have been a baker, ’cause you’ve got a nice set of buns.”
“You must be tired… you’ve been running through my mind all night.”
“You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.”
“Are you a math major? Cause you look good from all angles!”
“Just call me milk because I do a body good.”
“I heard that milk does a body good but DAMN girl how much milk you been drinking? “
“Swiftly, I need 50 cents! My mother asked me to call her when I fell in love.”
“Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!”
“I may be no Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock!”
“Is your daddy a pirate? ” [she says 'no, why? '] “You could have fooled me with booty like that.”
“Was your father a thief? ‘Coz someone stole the stars from the sky to put in your eyes.”
Might Just Possibly Elicit A Smile If She Has A Sense of Humor
“Can I take your recount? (Why? ) Because I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.”
“The more you drink the better I perceive.”
“How worthy does a polar bear weigh? … enough to break the ice. Hi my name is….”
“I’m sorry, were you talking to me? (No.) Well then, please start.”
“Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes? “
“Wanna come support to my region and fool around? My mom won’t mind. (Just really don’t be living with your mother!!)
“I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into the wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes”
(Handing rose to woman….) “I just wanted to show this rose how pretty you are….”
“Was that love at first sight or should I walk by again? “
“Wanna have sex while we eat pizza? ” [disgusted look on her face] “What’s wrong, don’t like Pizza? “
“Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far? “
“Would you sleep with me? ” “No? ” “Have another beer.”
“Hi, I make more money than you can spend.”
These will probably get you slapped
“Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money? “
“Your dress looks improbable, but it would look better rumpled up at the foot of my bed”
“Do you work at Subway? `cause you give me a footlong.”
“The word of the day is legs, so let’s go abet to my place and spread the word.”
“Do you have a mirror in your pocket, coz I could see myself in your pants.”
“I heard you’re good in bed.” “From who? ” “Me. I thought I’d find out for myself.”
“Hey pretty thing, are you looking for a job? ” “No.” “Well I’d like to have you on my staff anyway!”
“Excuse me, but is that dress felt? Would you like it to be? “
“Hey, do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checkin’ out my’ package!”
“If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? “
“If you’re left leg was Thanksgiving, and your right was Christmas, would you mind if I visited you between the holidays? “
Hey, do you have the time? ” [she looks down towards her watch] Follow with:
“Because I’ve got the place…”
“Hey do you have any Irish in you? ” [blank stare]“You want some? “
These will probably get you killed
“You’re gruesome but you intrigue me.”
“Hi. You’ll do.”
“Why should women masturbate with these two fingers? ” {I don’t know.} “‘Cause they’re mine, sweetheart.”
“I treasure every bone in your body… especially mine!”
“Hey baby wanna f@%k? ” “No? ” “Don’t be picky, I wasn’t.”
